Happy “Irony Day,” Assholes
a memo to the morons:
While you’re gulping down your $2 “Party-ritas,” gorging on chips and salsa, and reveling in the Cinco De Mayo festivities at the multicultural mecca known as Applebees, please take a moment to bask in the irony.
Rarely does it get this rich. Remember last week when you told your co-worker that you hope they “put some fucking attack dogs on the border to keep the Mexicans out?” That was awesome. Or that time when you got drunk and went on a tirade about how everyone here should learn to speak “American” (sic) or go back to their own country? Priceless. Take a moment to cherish the fact that you are exactly as smart as the president.
This tequila body-shot is for you.
May 6th, 2006 at 1:06 am
i’ll drink to that!!!
May 6th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I share your anger, Jason.
The hypocrisy of rabid nativists celebrating Cinco de Mayo is almost without parallel.
May 10th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Jason, the flavor of Ohio will not be the same without you. Received my first ever issue of Clamor although i have given some support/props in the past (can’t stencil enough) nothing prepared me for the beautiful zine, in fact the pages almost fell open to our hearts passion; South Central Farmers of Los Angeles!
Love your tequilla body shot, i will drink to that a little late . . .
May 11th, 2006 at 6:58 am
thanks, Lynda!!
May 15th, 2006 at 9:22 am
Before the “Day Without Latinos”, I always enjoyed Cinco Ce Mayo, even tho’ I don’t drink Tequilla. Now that they’ve started their little war, ignoring the rights of Native Americans, born citizens, zillions of other immigrants of varying nationalities, I say boycott everything Mexicano. Sad. La Raza, the race, and they call us racists? Notice they didn’t boycott the clean sanitation facilites, nor the welfare offices (one person said he went to check), the clean water supply, and probably the hospitals, and such.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
um, mary, i would suggest doing a wee bit more research on what La Raza is and what it came from.